150 Funny Minions Quotes and Pics
Top 150 Funny Minions Quotes and Pics “28. Never forget three types of people in your life: 1. Who helped you in difficult times. 2. Who left you in difficult times? 3. Who put you in difficult times.”
These funny Minions quotes and lines are some of the most memorable moments from the movie. The Minions movie is all about the lovable, mischievous yellow creatures from the Despicable Me films. Now in their own movie, the minions are making us laugh with funny quotes and hilarious lines.
1. “Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.”
2. “I live in my own little world… But it’s ok, they know me here”
3. “I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out my mouth.”
4. “I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lay down and nap until that feeling passes.”
5. “Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart. Feel that? That’s called purpose. You’re alive for a reason. Don’t give up”
6. “Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it “selective participation””
7. “Feeling so tired that I think I might have that chinese disease called dragon ass.”
8. “Isn’t it funny how red, white & blue represent freedom…. Until they’re flashing behind you.”
9. “A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… Well… That’s a sign of good taste.. Minions”
10. “My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity… I said nope, we all seem to enjoy it!!”
11. “Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots 아 -10 without them realizing it.”
12. “I’m not fat, god gave me airbags cause I’m precious.”
13. “I love my six-pack so much, I protect it layer of fat.”
14. “I officially resign from adult hood. Decisions will be made using the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue. I’ll be at recess if you need me”
15. “Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free… And three sizes smaller?”
16. “There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.”
17. “I’m not fat I’m fluffy!”
18. “If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?”
19. “Love is… Not having to hold your farts in anymoscontrol some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!”
20. Somedays I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around.
21. “My kids’ faces when I ask them if they did their chores pinis”
22. “How to win any argument 1. Be a woman 2. That’s it 3. You win 4. Congratulations”
23. “Did you know “diet” stands for: did I eat that?”
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24. “Sometimes I wish I was an octopus. So I could slap eight people at on sc”
25. “Dave.”
26. “If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably mom.”
27. “Just because 1 g I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”
28. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!
29. Don’t mind me, I’m just returning your nose. I found it in my business again.
30. “I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.”
31. “Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked so remember don’t sing.”
32. “I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!”
33. “My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it.”
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35. “I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding..”
36. “I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve, but when I’m done. I’m done.”
37. “Don’t piss me off. I will stop taking my pills, and nobody wants that-do they?”
38. “It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.”
39. “Just once in my life, I’d actually like to see a liar’s pants catch on fire.”
40. “Of course I talk to my self. Sometimes I need in expert advice.”
41. “I did not trip. The floor looked sad koral so I thought it needed a hug!”
42. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why g is there a light in the fridge???”
43. “It’s been a rough week but on a positive note… I didn’t need any bail money and didn’t have to hide any bodies.”
44. “The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!”
45. “My maturity level depends on who I’m with.”
46. “Technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece.”
47. “Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
49. “Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”
50. “I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left.”
51. “That annoying moment when you are texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.”
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Even though the minions mostly speak in their own language, they can still make us smile. Let us know your favorite Minion quote in the comment section!
