Funny birthday wishes for friend or best friends. These funny Happy Birthday quotes and wishes for your best friends are perfect, no matter how what age they are turning. Make your bestie laugh while you celebrate their big day. From funny birthday wishes for best friends to unique and sweet ones, we’ve got into for you to send your best friend all the birthday love. Someone loyal to you is a friend. In reality, “there is a friend who sticks tighter than a brother.” One of the perfect ways to let your friends know on their birthdays how much they mean to you. On that day, you do not have money or other expensive presents to send them, but more than money and the most valuable material present you can think of, a well-made birthday wish will be appreciated.
Here are some funny birthday wishes for a friend or best friend:
- “Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really big number.”
- “Congratulations on surviving another year with me as your friend! That deserves a medal, not just a birthday cake.”
- “They say that age is a state of mind. So, happy ‘I-can’t-believe-we’re-getting-this-old’ day!”
- “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.”
- “Cheers to you on your birthday! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and the realization that you are now at that age where ‘senior moments’ become a daily thing.”
- “Happy birthday to the one who still likes me even when I’m hungry. Now that’s true friendship!”
- “Another year older, wiser, and more fabulous! And by fabulous, I mean you still have your teeth. Happy birthday!”
- “Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday, old friend.
- “Happy birthday! Remember, the older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.”
- They say the best things in life are free. So, I got you a box of air for your birthday!”
From short and simple to funny and sweet, this collection of birthday wishes for your best friend has something that will speak to your unique bond. And, as you add vibrant laughter and place a smile on the face of your friend, your birthday wishes to a friend will be cherished even more. This is why we have created this archive of hilarious greetings for your friends so that when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day, you will never get lost.
Birthday Wishes for Friend
Best friends are hard to come by, that’s why on this special day. I wanted to let you know how much your friendship means to me a happy birthday. My friend counts your life with smiles, not tears.
Oh, dear guy, happy birthday. A friend in need is a friend indeed; I need your car, will you give it to me as a symbol of genuinely being a friend to have it as mine?
Happy birthday, a major friend of mine. I wish you a long life, and I am confident that you will enjoy that dream. But, let me alert you, the day you start buying anti-aging cream, the long-life wish might be intercepted because aging is the only way to live a long life!
Happy 45th birthday, a buddy of mine. Do not think about the growing wrinkles, you should be thankful for your blessings instead.
Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.
How old are you today, my dear girlfriend? Never mind, as usual, I already know the answer. +1. For your birthday, best wishes.
Time cures all scars, they added. So, when you grow older, hope to be rid of the wounds (emotional and otherwise) … However, it doesn’t require wrinkles anyway. As you mature, the wrinkles get worse. Oh, dear guy, happy birthday.
One factor that will certainly help you live a long life and appreciate a long life is aging. So, don’t be afraid of 65, this is the greatest long life medication! Happy birthday to an incredible friend.
No need to inquire, dear friend, what you need as a birthday present. I’ve invited the chocolate firm to your birthday because you’re fascinated with chocolate, so you can get an overdose of it. A nice friend’s best birthday wishes.
Happy Birthday to the only guy I’d choose as a driver for my getaway!! May we have many more fun times together and exciting adventures.
A great friend is like your favorite underwear set. They’re familiar, they’ve been with you for a lot of years, and they make you feel secure.
My dear friend’s Happy Birthday. I imagine we’ll be roommates or, at least, across the hall from each other when we’re old and our future children put us in a house. Our dates for coffee & gossip will carry on!
Happy Birthday, even though she knows how often these bodies are hidden under the house and how many ghosts are in my closet, to someone who is my friend. One disturbed lady, I’ve found you. Happy Birthday, dearest and strangest friend of mine!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
Happy birthday. I find it difficult to express what your relationship means to me in terms. Either I am linguistically deficient, or our relationship is simply that there are no exceptional terms. I hope that you have an unbelievable day!
Happy Birthday, you dirty beast … and also happy new birthday! my best friends
Oh, let it go! Oh, let it go! Age can’t keep you back … Happy Birthday … from enjoying the fun. Just note, the older it gets, the wine tastes better.
You’d probably be wrapped in a golden ticket if you were a Wonka shop. My fabulous friend, Happy Birthday.
It would most certainly be the True Housewives of Glowing and Young if you were cast in a reality television program. I hope you have a nice day and get to enjoy it with friends and relatives. Happy Birthday, stunning girl.
Happy Birthday to someone who grew up back in the day when we just saw the # symbol as a symbol of ‘number,’ not a sign of ‘hashtag.’ What does the hashtag say anyway?? We’re getting ancient! #it’s your birthday #you are awesome
Oh boy. Jeepers. With creepers. You are getting ancient! You’re almost old enough, I suppose, to be admitted into one of those assisted living institutions. I hear some places still provide coffee free of charge. Did you want me to pick you up a submission, just think about the individuals we should watch!
From one old hag to another, happy birthday! I hope your day is full of laughter, and family and friends surround you.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my dad. Let me sing to you before I have to kill you. Happy birthday, all right, sir.
I’m not exactly who you are. What you like, I don’t know. If you want a ransom, I will tell you that I don’t have the money. Yet what I have is a very unique range of talents, talents that I have gained over a very long career. For individuals like you, talents that make me a nightmare …. I’ll look for you. I am going to find you. I’m going to wish you a happy birthday and that’s the end of it.
I’m going to go ahead and make your day. My good mate, happy birthday. I haven’t even signed into Facebook to be told it was a special day for you. I hope you’ll make it a wonderful one.
Why are all the outside blinking lights? That’s just the fire service. They weren’t taking any chances when news got out about how many candles you were getting on your cake this year.
Matata Hakuna! I hope you love this special day of yours! Happy Birthday and what a perfect day for you. To have no doubts and brush out your fears. Matata Hakuna!
On your special day, I have one important piece of advice to give you. Being a year older now the one bit of wisdom I feel obliged to give you … don’t EVER pass a toilet without having a pitstop. Happy birthday.
Friend, is your old age now nearing you? Well, if it’s going to make you feel better, just remember it’s not going to last that long. You can’t forever be old! Get your day out to enjoy it. Nice birthday my buddy!
So I picked up a bunch of Florida real estate brochures for you. They tell if you get to be your age … you get the itch to start going south. Happy Birthday to someone who would make me sleep on their sofa as they become snowbirds!
Age is a number, but your calculator is life. Happy birthday my friend
Happy birthday to a human who is already buried in his dog years.
For a lighter? To light up your candles, we will need a flamethrower. Multiple pleasant returns!
The Best Birthday Greeting … I’m sorry, but that was everything I could afford:).
Funny Birthday Wishes for my Best Friend!
To you, happy birthday! To you, happy birthday friend! You smell like a pig, and you even act like one! I love you and I hope you’re already having the happiest birthday! I’m so proud that we are best friends! Oink! Uh, oink! Oink! Uh, oink!
No one knows where the years have gone, and it seems like it’s only been a little time. How did you not grow up on a day when the years leave me all gray? It’s your party. If I want to, I’ll scream. Cry, if I’d like to. If Gray happens to you, you’d scream! Happy birthday, a handsome friend of mine! May the years carry on being kind!
Birthday wishes for a girl’s best friend.
Cheers on a special day for you! Your day is, I think, as unforgettable as the day you were born.
Brace yourself, your wish for your birthday is coming. Can a big surprise turn out to be your birthday? Ok, I’m talking about a fun one! For you, happy birthday.
May I come over to your closet to go shopping? They tell ‘vintage’ is this year’s theme. My trendy old mate, Happy Birthday.
I welcomed Christian Grey to your birthday bash … but I would have to do the birthday spankings myself because he didn’t RSVP!! What are we doing this year?? Happy Birthday. Lean over now!
My best friend’s Happy Birthday! Bear in mind, please, that I only associate myself with individuals I find cool. I hope you’ll have a wonderful birthday.
You magnificent bastard, Happy Birthday! I bet a lot of leather-bound books fill your home … and stink of rich mahogany!!!
As a tribute to Katniss in The Hunger Games, I will volunteer if it means saving your life … AND starring opposite Josh Hutchinson. Nice birthday! May the odds be in your favor forever.
Ferris Mueller is right. “Life passes pretty quickly. You could skip it if you don’t care to look around once in a while. “Happy Birthday.” Do not hesitate to think and look around at all the beautiful things that surround you, and the people around you.
Nice birthday! I hope you’ve got your best birthday yet! I want you to know how much our relationship I treasure. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you because you have a friend inside of me.
Happy birthday, fucking beast! Often know that I love you — almost as much as she appreciates Kim Kardashian! Have a terrific day!
They say that you are the one with whom you associate yourself, and I think that makes me an amazingly smart, gorgeous human being because you are my best friend. Happy birthday to you my best friend, and I hope you’re as lovely as your day is!
Ethel and Lucy. Clyde and Bonnie. Cher and Sonny. Bert and Ernie. Robin and Batman. Jerry and Tom. Louise and Thelma. Chewbacca and Han Solo. Garfunkel and Simon. Butter and peanut jelly. Me and you! To my childhood sidekick and best friend, Happy Birthday.
I know that if someone heard us speak, they’d undoubtedly think that we had escaped from a mental hospital. My best friend’s Happy Birthday! I hope that together we have several more years of insane wild adventures!
Today is the birthday of someone extraordinary. Someone as selfless and caring, as stunning and bubbly as they are. Someone with a 400-watt grin lights up a room. Someone of elegance and poise and an evil sweet tooth. Can you be that someone?! To my very best friend, Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday to someone else who knows the machine tone that connects to the AOL phone line … and knows the VCR tone that rewinds the VHS tape and the sensation of utter pleasure as it’s going to ‘lock’ and be right at the beginning. Best mate, I love you! I expect your birthday to be strong, and no, I don’t mean the gravitational force of the planet. Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!
I sound like I’m in The Matrix as I leave Las Vegas and the Casino to drive to Philadelphia. I had high hopes that this wouldn’t be as good as it comes and that it would be the absolute Full Monty and wouldn’t be the nightmare you figured it would be to make a U-Turn to go board the new Titanic and move for Notting Hill. I pictured more of Thelma & Louise than a few bland sleepers. OK, I’m going to use my Basic Instinct and go to my Grand Ship Junior Cabin. Don’t forget … You’ve got Got Mail coming from when I was suffering from the Heat and Sleepless in Seattle yesterday! Happy birthday to my fellow loving friend in the 90’s movie!
Nice birthday! Will you want to go home and see the old folks to pick up an application? I hear BINGO is on Tuesdays and there are wheelchair races at 2 pm on Saturday. Happy Birthday, my friend!
Life is like a box of chocolates, I don’t think. I think life is like the Pleasure of an Almond. You crack through it to have a mouthful of flakes and then you have to chew through the flakes to find the 2 nuts that are great and tasty. You and I are the wild ones!! From one nut to another, Happy Birthday friend.
Happy birthday to a friend! I hope that you’re celebrating your day! Happy birthday of pleasure! I hope you’re laughing and laughing and playing! Happy birthday of pleasure! I hope you love this special day of yours!
I would certainly have to throw you out if you were milk or cheese, but because I don’t see an expiration sticker on you, and you don’t seem to smell … I’ll just say you’re all right. My old but well-preserved best mate, Happy Birthday!
It’s a well-known fact that, on your birthday, cake and ice cream are 100% fat-free, calorie-free, sugar-free, GMO-free, gluten-free, and contain no high fructose maize syrup. My sweet friend, happy birthday!
Age is only a number, they say …… but I think it’s a load of garbage. Saggy eyes, lines, and thin hair come with age. But don’t worry, you’re a couple of years out from all that. Happy Birthday, mate of mine!
I got you an iron for your birthday. I know they suggest you tend to have a few creases when you get older … I wanted to make sure you were prepared. Yes, I remember. Yes, I remember.
Happy birthday to a friend of mere merlot, I love it just as much! My fellow wine-issuer, I hope you have a wonderful day.
Shoot your candles out and make a wonderful wish! Let’s get this cake sliced and enjoy the dish! I hope you’ll have a nice birthday and enjoy all the cake and ice cream that you love. Thank you for the connection you share.
As much as my dog loves chasing his own butt, I hope you love your birthday! Happy Birthday, best friend. (… and that’s a hell of a lot!)
Happy 29th Birthday Celebration! How many years has this birthday been celebrated for us now?? To my very best friend, Happy Birthday. I love our relationship … even though you’re always the same age and not growing older!
Here’s another year of laughing before we piss, moaning until we’ve got our noses dripping with snot, and talking until we’ve got a hoarse voice! My best mate, Happy Birthday! Cheers to getting older for another year!
I’m a friend with tremendous thinking. Happy birthday!! Happy birthday!!
Good morning, my fellow bosom. Every day, I long for you like I’d like to feed. Are you ready for my next meal, please?
My little child, on that special day I was dreaming of the perfect gifts for you, and one thing I should do was paste 25 kisses on your delicate cheeks. I thought about it. Still, only if the cheeks are not going to be on fire! My unique girl’s happy birthday.
Little buddy, I would particularly like you to live long on your birthday. Ok, maybe it means your face still has long wrinkles. How about that? How about that?
My candy treat, on your birthday, I have one wish – can I watch your movies all day instead of us? I’ll always be glad for your birthday. My lovely friends, happy birthday.
My dear friend, as a birthday contribution I don’t want to give you a flower because it’s going to wither. I definitely have a rare talent that won’t get wither – my love for you is unending! Your birthday’s nice wishes.
Dear, would you like a gift from GETAWAY? Yeah, I don’t want you to leave me, you’re always going to be my dearest friend! I mean with you only for time alone, away from all the rest. Happy, darling pal. Happy birthday.
Nice friend’s amusing birthday post. In the picture of an ointment on top of a cute cupcake. Throw me! Blast me! Throw me!
Funny Birthday Messages for Guys
You are my mate, and I sincerely care for your happiness, which is why I hope that on your Big Day, Heaven will make your bank account fat enough to put a smile on your face at all times. Nice birthday.
My latest nickname for you on your birthday is ‘Methuselah’. I hope you never thought you’d become an old fart someday?! Nice birthday!
Your heart is undoubtedly crying as you age, “Why God?” Yeah, why, God?! But, friend, there’s no use in crying out. You are aged, and it is a reality! Nice birthday!
Before you showed me the Wi-fi keys, we weren’t friends. I suppose we have to be best friends now because now it communicates automatically when I come here. Happy birthday, spouse cyber.
You deserve to have someone to lean on, joke with, and do silly stuff with when life gets crazy-I’m happy I met you so I can do all of those things. The greatest you are! A year older, but the strongest ever.
When people tell me that I need a therapist, I just tell them that I’ve got a best friend already. Who else do I need?
I’ll always be there with you when the babes run out, bro! Nice wishes!
Around the same time, best friendships are odd and awesome: you have a lot of people you’ve met, but then you’re like, “I like this one the best.” It’s real, I have.
Dude, I’m branding you sorry today for being a year older! You are sentenced hereby to a life devoid of your youth!
Huh! Dang! Life isn’t fair! You’re not as prosperous as you thought you might be in this era, and you’re old on top of that!
May Heaven grant you the urge to celebrate your Big Day to the fullest, because today you are older and more wrinkled than you were yesterday.
You may be tempted to feel depressed that you’ve grown older now, but you should be comforted that you’re already lucky with hair on your head. Many out there are reluctant to boast of this. Nice birthday.
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The older you get the smarter you get, nice friend. How do you get older every day, and you get smarter every day? My dearest boy, enjoy a swell on your birthday.
This morning I began rhyming the alphabet and I found that I lacked ‘U.’ Then I instantly remembered that I didn’t miss the letter U, but YOU, my dear friend. Prosperous birthday! Prosperous birthday!
The older, the better you get, darling. How about your age acceleration, so that you can become earth’s wisest person? Your birthday’s best wishes.
My dear, when you celebrate your birthday today, forget about the ugly past because it is past, and reflect on the moment because it is now. So, don’t foresee any other ‘present,’ here with you already! A beautiful friend’s happy birthday.
Facebook informed me it was your birthday today. So let’s take a minute to look back to our 21st birthdays … and be glad Mark Zuckerberg was just a pimple-faced middle schooler & there was no Facebook. I think we’re fortunate that our kids won’t be able to browse through our tagged pictures from 20 + years ago, unlike these later generations! Yeah, the shenanigans they’re never going to hear of … Happy birthday, you fortunate old fart.
You are closer to 50 Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you recall when you were thirteen on the 30th. It wasn’t like you were the Virgin of 40 Years or something. Enjoy your particular day of yours. Celebrate it like it’s Independence Day, but I hope tomorrow you won’t suffer from The Hangover. Happy belated birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls
Happy birthday to a buddy who is grateful to be blessed by the world’s most phenomenal buddy! Huh! Dang! Wow! I envy you!
Maybe you’re a little bit sad because today you’re older, and appropriately so. It isn’t the simplest thing for a woman to become an elderly woman. Nice birthday.
Honey, if your wealth were to rise as quickly as your age, then I have no doubt in my mind that you will be vying for the title of the richest woman in the world with Oprah Winfrey by now! Nice birthday.
Worried today about getting older? No more concern. Just think about it this way: you are not getting older, you are growing in worth.
God can do the impossible, which is why I pray on your Big Day that He will send you a body as thin as the model of Victoria’s Secret and make your enemies’ bodies as fat as cows. Nice birthday.
Wishing you a super-duper birthday bash. My suggestion to you is this: when you blow out the forest of candles surrounding your cake, please pay attention to your dentures.
Sweetheart, I’m a little concerned about how you’re going to behave your age on your big day, given that you’ve never been this old before. Nice birthday.
Nice health, Bestie. I swear I didn’t find your birthday on my Facebook profile in the upper right corner!
I hope you get everything you are hunting for on your birthday, including that sweet crush of yours. Nice birthday.
Funny Birthday Quotes to an Older Friend
If aging was a criminal offense, then you would be one of the world’s most dangerous criminals. Nice birthday.
“Whenever life throws you down, you might have the ability to pick yourself up and utter the words to life:” You strike like a b * * * * *. Nice birthday.
Happy birthday, beloved friend of mine. Without having to work too hard, may you gain wealth and renown?
I can’t believe that you are once again celebrating your birthday! Wasn’t it just you celebrating your birthday yesterday? Are you confident you’re not Methuselah’s descendant?
You’re a fully-fledged old woman/man at this age, there are just no two ways around it! Happy birthday and I hope you’re loving that old age moment.
My wish for you on your birthday is that your pocket will never feel like an egg so that when you open it, you will not sob. Have a marvelous life, dearest friend of mine.
To you, happy 60th birthday. As you mature, I know the secret to keeping your glory-do does not choose your grey hair, it’s a crown of glory!
Happy 50th anniversary, a senior friend of mine. I hope you have your blessings counted, not your wrinkles.
Dear senior mate, I have not been able to purchase the candles that you have ordered. The candle manufacturer said they had no allowance for 60 candles to be delivered. They said they can’t make a cake that can hold 60 candles as for the confectionery shop. Yeah, the firefighters have said they don’t have to carry up to 60 fire extinguishers to your birthday bash. Happy birthday to a sweet old friend of mine.
I wish you a long life on earth, and that means that you have no way of intercepting your lifespan, beyond the use of anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams. Happy birthdat to sweet my friends
My elderly mate, don’t stress about the lines, they’re helping to twinkle your eyes!
An easier way to appreciate a senior citizen’s rights is to develop more easily. Senior mate, happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 30th Birthday
Abracadabra!-Abracadabra! Nope, it hasn’t worked! Still, you’re old. Enjoy your thirtieth birthday!
Remember when you were a kid and you thought everyone was too old when they turned 30? Ok, your turn is now. Every kid sees Methuselah in you everywhere! Happy Thirtieth!
Mark Zuckerberg was raking in billions of dollars when you were your age. I hope you don’t feel guilty for yourself until you take in billions. Think about it this way: you’re raking old age at least, which is better than raking none at all. Happy Thirtieth!
Kiss goodbye to your 20s and welcome your 30s. I guess now that you’re thirty, you really must be thirsty. In a pub, let’s go quench your thirst.
I can find anything in this universe on Google, but I can never find a great friend like you on Google. Happy birthday, 30th.
Happy birthday, a dearest friend of mine. Please be told that starting today, your 20s are gone forever. Happy birthday, 30th.
Happy birthday, 30th, dear buddy. Might your contributions be greater than the ego of Donald Trump?
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 40th Birthday
Wishing a super duper birthday to the coolest 40-year-old fart that I know. Don’t think about turning 40, when you’re just 18 in this land of Celsius. Enjoy the day.
Today, don’t think about getting older. Look at life’s lighter side and take comfort in the fact that you’re one of the world’s youngest 40-year-olds. Enjoy the 40s.
They say you’re never going to grow up with your grandparents. In this era, though, I think even your parents believe that you are one hell of a grown-up man/woman! Happy Fourties.
Happy birthday to my lovely pal, who is now 40 years old. It’s nothing short of amazing to be 20 with 20 years of experience under the belt!
It is with deep sadness today that I tell you that your 30s have just expired. Learn to enjoy it as much as possible in your 40s. Nice birthday.
Your inherent right to evolve is yours. It is great to see you use this privilege to the fullest! Happy 40th birthday, a buddy of mine.
I can’t believe that you’re already 40! If old age had a mask, I swear I would punch it too hard for you to do so. Cheerful birthday though!
Blissful 40th birthday! I will bet my bottom dollar that you never thought you’d turn 40 so fast in your wildest dreams.
Happy 40th anniversary, mate. I hope you don’t want to blow the candles off today, or we’re going to need a trailer full of candles to represent your age.
Happy birthday, mate, whenever you ask me to receive whatever you are looking for, a wish for you on your birthday may be fulfilled on your birthday in always happy birthday. Every year, birthdays come along, but friends like you just arrive once in a lifetime. I’m so grateful that on your special day, you came into my life best wishes.
I hope your birthday is as good as the cake and the year to follow is packed with as much happiness as you bring my precious friend’s happy birthday to your friends, can the bright colors paint your life and you will be happy to be lucky forever another year. But you do need to try to keep laughing and have a strong outlook on life, and it’s all going to be a nice happy birthday.