Top 28 Funny Minions Quotes and Pics

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#1. “I’m so broke my nervous breakdown is on layaway.”

#2. “No, I don’t need anger management you need to stop pissing me off.”

#3. “Treat people the way you want to be treated. Talk to people the way you want to be talked to. Respect is earned not given.”

#4. “It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells wtf.”

#5. “Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.”

#6. “Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kissing it, kicking it busting it, trying to get a piece of it to behave like one… Or, you live with one.”

#7. “If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square.”

#8. “Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think… Oh, shit it’s the cops.”

#9. “Just because it’s a bad idea, doesn’t mean it’s not going to be a good time.”

#10. “Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.”

#11. “At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for.”

#12. “I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.”

#13. “Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.”

#14. “I’m not lazy. I’m just in my energy-saving mode.”

#15. “Forget who hurt you yesterday, but don’t forget those who love you every day. Forget the past that makes you cry and focus on the present that makes you smile. Forget the pain, but never the lessons you gained.”

#16. “Girls who say, “a lot of guys are after me”, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.”

#17. “I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, and now I have no idea what’s going on.”

#18. “If I had 10 cookies and you took one, what would you have? That’s correct. A black eye and a broken hand.”

#19. “Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one break their bones, they have 206 of them.”

#20. “Yes, I am a nice person, but if you cross the line too many times, everything can change very quickly.”

#21. “A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6 he seemed irritated when I answered kindergarten.”

#22. “When I get a headache. I take 2 aspirins and keep them away from children just like it says on the bottle.”

#23. “Don’t fear me when I’m angry and screaming, fear me when I’m angry and quiet because I’m plotting my revenge.”

#24. “The rain falls because the cloud can no longer handle the weight. The tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain.”

#25. “Laughing is the best medicine. But if of you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.”

#26. “No storm can last forever. It will never rain 365 days consecutively. Keep in mind that trouble comes to pass, not to stay. So, please don’t worry! No storm, not even the one in your life, can last forever.”

#27. “Everyone makes mistakes in life, but that doesn’t mean they have to pay for them for the rest of their life. Sometimes good people make bad choices, but it doesn’t mean they are bad. It means they are human.”

#28. “Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world an idiot is pulling a door that says “push”.”