28 Amazingly Funny Inspirational Quotes

Top 28 Amazingly Funny Inspirational Quotes “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright Looking for funny inspirational quotes about life? Here are our favorite funny motivational quotes about life, work and becoming successful.

#1. Life always offers you a second chance, it’s called tomorrow.

#2. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain

#3. My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle… Information goes in and then it’s never found again.”

#4. Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks ‘what the hell are you doing now?’

#5. I did a push-up today. Well, actually I feel down, but I had to use my my arms to get back up, so… close enough now I need chocolate”

#6. That amazing moment when you hear a song you haven’t heard in years and you still know every word.”

#7.If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese

#8. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

#9. When I’m quiet, those that don’t know me look at me and think I’m shy. People who know me think OMG! She’s thinking! Everyone run for your life!”

#10. When someone does math without using a calculator witchcraft!”

#11. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley

#12. Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you.”

#13. Have you ever just looked at someone and said… #seriously?”

#14. Honestly, I’m an angel. The horns are just there so my halo sits straight.”

#15. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.”

#16. If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big. – Donald Trump

#17. 8 year olds today have: Facebook, Twitter, Iphone and Ipod. When I was 8, I had a coloring book, crayons, and an imagination.”

#18. When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” – Sydney Harris

#19. I’m losing my mind but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I goota pee I should be ok”

#20. God is like oxygen. You can’t see him, but you can’t live without him.”

Amazingly Funny Inspirational Quotes

#21. Teenagar for sale: Eye rolling, back chatting, temper tantrums, and ‘I already know everything’ attitude included, all sales are final.”

#22. We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw

#23. Sometimes I’m just like…. I need a hug!”

#24. You say I’m dirty minded… …. But, how did you understand what I meant?”

#25. I turned my phone on #airplane mode” and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever”

#26. They say we learn from our mistakes… that’s why I’m making as many as possible. I’ll soon be a genius!”

#27. Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap..”

#28. You can’t always control who walks into your life… but you can control which window you throw them out of.”