65 Funny Inspirational Quotes You’re Going To Love
Top 65 Funny Inspirational Quotes You’re Going To Love “Set goals. Stay quiet about them. Smash the shit out of them. Clap for your damn self. Repeat.”
Best funny quotes about life sayings “Someday everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason.”
#1. And suddenly you know: It’s time to start something new & trust the magic of beginnings.”
#2. Apparently when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.”
#3.When you find no solution to a problem, it’s probably not a problem to be solved. But, rather a truth to be accepted.”
#4. No regrets in life. Just lesions learned. ”
#5. Be happy, it drives people crazy”
#6. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”
#7. People don’t care for you when you are alone they care for you when they are alone”
#8. Take time to be thankful for everything that you have. You can always have more, but you could also have less.”
#9. Message not clear”
#10. It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.”
#11. It was me, I let the dogs out.”
#12. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.”
#13. Happiness keeps you sweet. Trials keep you strong. Sorrow keeps you human. Failure keeps you humble. And courage keeps you going.”
#14. I think my guardian angel drinks.”
#15. Surely not everybody was kungfu fighting”
#16. Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios”
#17. Don’t trip over what is behind you”
#18. Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.”
#19. A person that truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.”
#20. I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome”
#21. Be the kind of women that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, #Oh crap, she’s up!””
#22. You learn nothing from life if you think you’re right all the time.”
#23. It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.”
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#24. Things money can’t buy: 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class 9. Integrity 10. Love”
#25. The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”
#26. You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.”
#27. Can I borrow a kiss I promise I’ll give it back”
#28. So much of our happiness depends on how we choose to look at the world.”
#29. No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.”
#30. The beauty of a women must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.”
#31. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
#32. Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express not to impress. Don’t strive to make your presence noticed just make your absence felt”
#33. Success doesn’t come from what you do occasionally. But what you do consistently.”
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#35. They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.”
#36. Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them.”
#37. If you don’t take risks, you will always work for someone who does.”
#38. People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable”
#39. In between goals is a thing called like, that has to be lived and enjoyed.”
#40. On the chocolate package it says ‘resealable’ Wha hahaha hahaha hahahahaha”
#41. Sometimes the most scenic roads in life are the detours you didn’t mean to take.”
#42. The grass is greener where you water it”
#43. Never make someone a priority, when all you are to them is an option.”
#44. Fix your shit.”
#45. Depend on no one. Get shit done yourself.”
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#46. When you have a friend who checks on you and wants nothing but the best for you without motives… keep them close, such souls are rare.”
#47. Healthy self heal thy self”
#48. Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.”
#49. Enjoy the little things in life for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things”
#50. Go the extra mile.. its never crowded”
#51. You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud.”
#52. So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff”
#53. And then there is the most dangerous risk of all – the risk of spending your life not doing what you want on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later.”
#54. Wherever you go, go with all your heart”
#55. Be somebody nobody thought you could be.”
#56. Pretending to be happy when you are in pains, its called dealing with the shit and staying strong.”
#57. Life is better barefoot”
#58. I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.”
#59. People will always notice the change in your attitude towards them but they will never notice it’s their behavior that made you change.”
#60. Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.”
#61. Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.”
#62. I may be quiet, but I have so much on my mind.”
#63. Further Reading: 68 Motivational & Inspirational Quotes For Success
#64. Set goals stay quiet about them smash the shit out of them clap for your damn self repeat compete every day”
#65. Never quit. If You stumble get back up. What happened yesterday no longer matters. Today’s another day so get back on track and move closer to your dreams and goals. You can do it. ”
