Cats are curious animals, and they have a strong hunting instinct. Plus, they can be very playful and energetic. You can never get enough of cats. It’s just a fact. Why do you think there are so many cat meme venues online then, huh!?
Funny Cat Quotes
It takes a good many mice to kill a cat. – Denmark
Cats, like men, are flatters. – Walter Savage Landor (1775-1864)
For, though the room was silent, the silence of half a hundred cats is a peculiar thing, like fifty individual silences all piled one on top of another. – Susanna Clarke (1959)
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine (1828-1893)
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. – Nafisa Joseph (1978-2004)
All cats are grey in the dark.
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember. – Terry Pratchet (1948-2015)
The cat was created when the lion sneezed. – Middle East
A cat will teach her young ones all the tricks, except how to jump backwards. – Netherlands
The cat which is a solitary beast is single-minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind. – H.G. Wells (1866-1946)
Let the female cat run; the tomcat will catch her. – Germany
Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. – Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Happy owner, happy cat. Indifferent owner, reclusive cat. – China
I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer. – Peter S. Beagle (1939)
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope – Middle East
A house without a dog or cat is the house of a scoundrel. – Portugal
After eating nine hundred rats, the cat is now going on a pilgrimage. – India
If stretching made money, all cats would be wealthy. – Ghana
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have not forgotten this. – Terry Prachett (1948-2015)
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