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Good morning funny text for her make the mornings shine with our beloved. It will warm our spirit and bring us closer to each other. On the other hand, we always want to share our joy, tear, happiness with our beloved ones. Start his/her day start with a hilarious good morning text message when they wake up. Funny good morning greetings will make a big difference. In a word, we think again about our enduring human values that have significance to a better life. For this reason, we beautify our article with some funny good morning texts for your crush to start a brand new day. Looking for the best funny quotes pictures, photos & images? funny messages to impress your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, or crush.
1. The first time I set my eyes on you, I almost hit my head on a rock because I could not take my eyes off you. I was rescued by an old woman who gave me a dirty slap for being too naughty. Good morning my heart!
2. Today I woke up with a horrible realization that it is not Friday, and tomorrow is not Friday either. What is even worse is that the day after tomorrow is also not Friday. Good morning friend. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
3. If you had a nightmare, I hope this text heightens the horror of the scenes. LOL. Good morning, Have a happy day.
4. Good morning! Go ahead, drink some coffee and make it look like you know what you are doing. Good morning nice day.
5. I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I miss it. Good morning! Have a lovely day.
6. Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to. Good morning darling!
7. I wake up in the morning and the first thing I think of is you, the second thing is hot cocoa, the third and fourth is you again. Good morning peaches.
8. If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling.
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9. They said you only ask “How was your night?” when you did adult things the previous night. So how was yours? Good morning, baby have a beautiful day.
10. I’m the first to send you a good morning message. Yay! I just won a competition between us that you’re not even aware of. Good morning sweetheart, Have a happy day.
11. My idea of a perfect morning is opening my eyes, rolling over, and going back to bed. Here’s wishing you an equally joyous time. Good morning nice day.
12. Your powerful smile has taken away my heart and now I am only breathing with my brain. Maybe in no time, my brain too will be taken along. I just want to say, good morning baby!
13. I’d rather send you these good morning texts than send you gold and silver in the morning. You agree, right? Good morning darling!
14. Wake up to this message saying good morning, then meet all the housework I ran away from. Good morning, my darling.
15. If I could get a better morning for you, I bet all of my salary that I would, plus all of yours too. Good morning, sweetheart. Good morning!
16. Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza leftover from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker! Good morning.
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17. Good morning, love, I left the house early today so I could say this: I love you but dinner better be waiting for me by five. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
18. Maybe the reason you woke up to my absence is that I’ve finally run away from you. Just kidding. You’re so amazing that I’ll never do that. Morning beautiful. Good morning, Have a happy day.
19. Do you want breakfast in bed? If yes, it’s not possible today, because I’m already at work. Good morning, honey. Have a nice day.
20. Whenever your alarm, whatever it is, finally wakes you up, I hope this text gives you a reason not to sleep back. Good morning, honey.
21. Cute wife, have a good morning filled with sweet moments. Make sure you bring me a wallet from your tour and not come empty-handed like last time. Good morning darling!
22. I did not forget to kiss you before leaving for work, just that I took the evidence to the office. Good morning, my love. Good morning.
23. Good Morning, love! I wanted to convince you that you are a joy to be around, early in the day. I wanted to, but you can always tell when I’m lying! Good morning!
24. My love, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
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25. I love that God brought us together. From one procrastinator to another… It’s your turn to hit the snooze button. It’s not time to wake up! Good morning, Have a happy day.
26. Hello to the person who has just earned extra time with me. I adore you too! Good morning nice day.
27. Because I have another day with you, darling, I know my morning will be so much better. Let’s make the most of this opportunity! Good morning my dear.
28. I hope this message not only brings a smile to your face but also helps you start your day off well. Good morning darling!
29. I can’t stop thinking about you since you’re so attractive. Good morning! (It’s a funny good morning text for her) Good morning.
30. I didn’t forget to kiss you before going to work; instead, I carried the proof to the workplace. My darling, have a wonderful day! Good morning!
31. Right now, I’m not in your arms, but I hope to be soon. If you answered yes, it would mean the world to me and we could spend the rest of our lives together! Good day, my dear. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
32. Good day, handsome! I’m so excited to meet you, kiss you, and embrace you. This is a new day with fresh expectations and ambitions, but the only thing that stays consistent in my life is how much I love you. Good morning, Have a happy day.
33. This morning, I’m sending you the greatest grin. On a dreary day, you’re my sunshine, and I can’t wait to see what today has in store for us! Good morning! (For her, it’s a corny good morning text) Good morning nice day.
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34. There will be a million more mornings, but none will be as wonderful as this one. I was overjoyed to see you when I awoke! Good day, my dear. Good morning my dear.
35. This morning, I’m sending you a big smile. On days when the sun isn’t shining, you’re my sunshine, and I can’t wait to see what today has in store for us! Have a fantastic day. Good morning darling!
36. I hope you’re having a wonderful day and that I’ll be able to see your lovely face again soon. Good morning.
37. The sun is shining brilliantly, and I am overjoyed. Let’s embark on an adventure throughout the world together! Good morning!
38. I adore you because you are my sunshine. I understand that life might be difficult at times, but we will always feel as though the sun is shining brilliantly on us as long as we have each other. Good morning to you! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
39. Good morning, my sweetheart. I’m looking forward to seeing you today and spending as much time as possible with you. Good morning, Have a happy day.
40. I adore you and am looking forward to seeing what tomorrow has in store for us! Good morning nice day.
41. Because I want to take care of the one who makes me happy, I hope this message will help you start your day with a grin. Good morning my dear.
42. Oh my goodness, you’re so damned adorable! We would have the nicest time together right now if I were there with you. Good morning darling!
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43. I can’t wait to be with you for the rest of my life. Good morning! My adoration.
44. Good morning, and I hope you’re having a good day. The sun is shining brightly, and you are having a wonderful day. Good morning!
45. Good morning! I’m excited to see what the day holds. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
46. Good morning, and I’m in a great mood! I hope you have a lovely day ahead of you. Good morning, Have a happy day.
47. Good morning, and I hope all is well with you. It’s a lovely day outside, with your favorite shade of sunshine and plenty of fresh air to start the week! Good morning nice day.
48. Daylight, fresh air, and the uncontrollable clamor of the birds are the three deadliest enemies of the morning muffle! Good morning! (It’s a collection of witty Good Morning Texts) Good morning my dear.
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49. Good morning. Remember to smile and be thankful for another day. Good morning darling!
50. It’s time to finally wake up with your great hunger for breakfast. I know you’ve been thinking about food all night. Have a wonderful day! Good morning.
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