Santa Was Having A Bad Day! Mrs Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much slower and were behind with the toy making. Two of the reindeer were pregnant, two more were lame, another two had kicked down…
Funny, clean Christmas jokes that will get you in the holiday spirit. 1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? ♥ He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? ♥ Because he had very low self-esteem. 3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? ♥…
TAKE NOTE THIS CHRISTMAS: Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only…
