28 Funny Instagram Notes
Funny Instagram notes to lighten up your bio:
- “Currently unavailable due to happiness overload.”
- “Professional napper. Expert in cozy blankets.”
- “I may be quiet, but my fashion is loud.”
- “Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.”
- “Warning: May spontaneously break into song and dance.”
Which one makes you giggle the most? 😄 Or do you need more?
Funny Instagram Notes
• Brains are awesome. I wish everyone had one.
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can diet.
• Don’t study me, you won’t graduate. • Ctrl + Alt + Delete my problems.
• Lost in thought. Please send help.
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
• Smiling because I have no idea what’s going on. • Me trying to adult… it’s not going well.
• I think, therefore I am. I think.
• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? • I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
• I’m in shape. Round is a shape, isn’t it?
• Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
• I think my guardian angel drinks.
• The only exercise I get is running late.
• My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
• Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
• My daily routine: Get up, be amazing, go back to bed.
• Do I run? Yes, out of patience, money, and time.
