50 Funny Christmas Messages: Short Holiday Sayings
A list of funny Christmas quotes, messages, wishes and sayings including ones that are short, cute, about Christmas Eve, family and from movies.
Funny Christmas Messages
1. For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!
2. Merry Christmas to the woman who makes being on the naughty list totally worth it.
3. Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping your holiday spirit is as strong as my hints about what I want this year!
4. Enjoy your holiday and feel the magic of Christmas this year. Witness how money disappears and how I lose my sanity. Merry Christmas!
5. I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!
6. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. Sending wishes your way for a great holiday season and a super fabulous year ahead!
7. I love the holidays. But sometimes I could use a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night”.
8. I’ll declare war if you throw a snowball at me. Let’s make this the happiest Christmas we’ve ever had! Merry Christmas!
9. Hoping your Christmas is more ‘Deck the Halls’ and less ‘All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth.’ May the holiday season be as merry as your infectious laughter.
10. Wishing you the gifts of the season — Peace, Joy, and Cabernet Sauvignon.
11. Santa has already given me what I wished for so long. Now I want him to fill your socks too! Merry Christmas!
12. Wishing you a festive season filled with as much joy as a ‘meeting cancelled’ notification.
13. Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping your time off feels longer than our last Monday meeting.
14. Santa is not going to give gifts to bad girls. So its better you don’t expect one. Merry Christmas.
15. If I were to re-write the “12 Days of Christmas,” I would include things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners instead of French hens and turtle doves.
16. I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
17. Merry Christmas, the love of my life. After all our fancy Christmas dinners, I enjoy the fact that I am not the only one washing the dishes.
18. Merry Christmas! May our Christmas dinner be drama-free… or at least let it wait until dessert.
19. Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So make sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
20. Merry Christmas! May your holiday be as relaxing as our coffee breaks and as festive as our office party snacks!
21. Santa’s did not find your name in the bad people’s list. So I told him to look in the cute list. And now he is on his way. Merry Christmas.
22. They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!
23. Santa has had the right idea all along. Visiting family only once per year. Only joking. Looking forward to seeing you!
24. May your holiday season be sprinkled with laughter, wrapped in humor, and topped with joy. Sending you wishes for a Christmas that’s as funny and fabulous as you are.
25. Someone woke up early in the morning to check her socks. Good for the socks, good for my morning too!
