35 Drinking Memes For Funny Day
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Drinking Memes For Funny Day
1. “If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton, this way my friends will know I am missing.” — Unknown
2. “The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.” — Unknown
3. “War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.”- William Faulkner
4. “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”- Steve Martin
5. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”- Joan Collins
6. “I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.” ― George Gobel
7. “Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL” — Unknown
8. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
9. “I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.” — Unknown
10. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” — G.K. Chesterton
11. “Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.” — Unknown
12. “This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.”- Samuel Johnson
13. “People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality.” — Unknown
14. “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” — Seneca
15. “Not to get technical, But according to chemistry ALCOHOL is a solution.” — Unknown
16. “Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.”― Jerry Vale
17. “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.” -John Fletcher
