30 Funny Inspirational Love Quotes to Brighten Your Day
Funny Inspirational Love Quotes. Humor and inspiration, love and relationships.
Funny Inspirational Love Quotes
1. “The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” —Blaise Pascal
2. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” —Lily Tomlin
3. “Love is a friendship set to music. And also, it’s a lot of arguing over who left the dishes in the sink.” – Unknown
4. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” —Charles M. Schulz
5. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” —Carroll Bryant
6. “Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police.” —Robert Louis Stevenson
7. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
8. “There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.” —Barack Obama
9. “You’re my person, my partner in crime, my accomplice in all things ridiculous. And also, my favorite human to make fun of.” – Unknown
10. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” —Henry Youngman
11. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” —Richard Jeni
12. “I love you more than I love being right, and that’s saying a lot.” – Unknown
13. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” —Erich Segal
14. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” —Jules Renard
15. “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” —Mae West
16. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” —Lemony Snicket
17. “Love is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down. But hey, at least it’s fun while it lasts!” – Unknown
18. “When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” —Richard Lewis
19. “I love you more than pizza, and that’s a lot. But let’s be real, pizza is always a good idea.” – Unknown
20. “You had me at ‘hello,’ but mostly because I was already halfway through the Netflix show and didn’t want to leave my couch.” – Unknown
