Santa Was Having A Bad Day! Mrs Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much slower and were behind with the toy making. Two of the reindeer were pregnant, two more were lame, another two had kicked down…
Funny, clean Christmas jokes that will get you in the holiday spirit. 1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? ♥ He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? ♥ Because he had very low self-esteem. 3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? ♥…
TAKE NOTE THIS CHRISTMAS: Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only…
Looking for the best messages and quotes to tell your girlfriend or boyfriend how special they are and what you think of them around the year? Why not send a sweet, romantic New Year message? Messages are a great way to stay in touch with your loved ones. Romantic New Year Wishes For Love 1….
Looking for a dose of romantic inspiration? Be sure to check out this curated list of flirting quotes that will spice up your love life. When you are not in a relationship, you can almost always find fun and joy while flirting with him or her. Some find their soul mates through flirting because it…
There is always one man in a woman’s life who can make her laugh despite being mad, who can turn all sadness into happiness, and who could be her knight in shining armor. Boyfriends make a girl’s day sweeter and more worthwhile, so here are cute quotes that could also make your man feel extra…
